This s a special moment right now,
Wed like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a kids song.
Lifes gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Lifes gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!

Youre gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
Youre gonna hafta go to school until youre seven-teen.
Its gonna seem about three times as long as that

You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.

Youre gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
Youre gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.

Santa Clause does not exist, and theres no Easter Bunny,
Youll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isnt funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Lifes gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Lifes gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.

Youre gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
Youre gonna end up hooked on smack, and then youre gonna die.

And then youre gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.

Something for the kids,
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you thin